Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
