when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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