I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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