I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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