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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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