You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
