i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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