I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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