I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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