well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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