you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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