so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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