I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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