Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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