D3 body, D1 cock
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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