4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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