I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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