I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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