ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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