i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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