There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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