And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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