I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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