Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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