marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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