The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im having a threesome with these popsicles
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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