i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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