i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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