If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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