I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
third nipple confirmed
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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