i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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