you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
