No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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