I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize