fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
