Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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