you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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