having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Randomize