that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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