STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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