so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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