you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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