i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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