There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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