so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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