My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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