U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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