fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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