I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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