This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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