I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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