Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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