Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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